I will be gone for 3 months.
To Program Latihan Khidmat Negara.
Do miss me and acne & pimples will not grow. (Last time copy u adi le waisen)
For 3 months, I have:
No good sleep
No good food
No music. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No handphone
No dota
No MSN
No computer
No ps2
No outing
No Initial D
No Point Extreme or Asia Cafe
No cinemas
And people i will surely miss:
Bryan, the brain, Puzzle Pirates freak and piano pro (only Yundi Li deserves the tittle piano god :] )
Li Ying, no.1 fan of Lee hom, ji hoon, hyde, edison, criss angel and lots more
Li May, always be a pleasure to be her bagstand :D
Xiao Von, my stationary supplier x)
Yen Hsian, the person who always poke me whenever she sees me
Wei Seong, Frogy, Kah joon, Yewtyan, brian loh, these are my dota kaki and sunway gang
U phun, my saviour
Yong hui, the yengest, dota until 6 acc kena ban lmao
Shih Chern, the chatterbox, has unlimited saliva glands
Guo Yaw, not a punching bag to me, more like a dota gang
and lots more
when i come back from ns, i expect my chatbox to be filled with "WOOOSHEN I DAMM MISS U"
Dont forget me. Though im already bald, that is not the reason for u all to forget me. Forget me and ur face will be filled with pimples and blisters
I promise a 3 full post of my ns experience. if i dont ur welcome to burn my house
and most important PRAY THAT I DONT DIE IN NATIONAL SERVICE.
AND ALSO PRAY THAT MALAYSIA HAVE ARE NOT UNDER ATTACK SO THAT GOVERNMENT WONT RECRUIT SOLDIERS FROM UNFORTUNATE NATIONAL SERVICE PEEP LIKE ME.
and 15 hours more to ns. weeee.
National Service
Tagged by Xiao Von
LIST OF TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
1. Brand new customized PC
2. PS3 with 20 games
3. 5000 pieces puzzle. im serious
4. Nokia X81
5. Mazda RX 7
THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU IS:
Xiao Von
YOUR 5 IMPRESSION ABOUT HIM/HER:
1. High Class
2. Fillipino maid :D
3. Good and king hearted
4. Hardworking
5. High Class
THE MOST MEMORABLE THING HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:
lending me stationaries everytime :)
THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE EVER SAID:
CAO GE RAWKS. which made me feel disgusted
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL:
marry her. yay.
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR ENEMY, YOU WILL:
slaughter her. yay.
IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOU ENEMY, THE REASON WILL BE:
I diss the hell out of Gary. WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PASS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY THINK ABOUT YOU:
Bryan
Li Ying
Li May
Wei Seong
Yen Hsian
my friend list oni got 6. so sry la.
I've been tagged by Wei seong (actually is i did this tag by myself since he says he tag to those who want to be tag and im bored)
TAG.
Rules:
1. Put your music player on shuffle mode.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer even if it doesn't make sense.
4. Give your comment on the answer, how they actually relate.
5. Tag 5 humans.
Note: I only hear chinese songs, so i will only enter chinese tittles but comments in english of coz
How are you feeling today?
Kiss Goodbye - 王力宏
Comments: well gonna miss my friends when gone to ns, some will go overseas, lagi miss them and will have to say goodbye..but not gay as kiss goodbye
Will you get far in life?
晴天 - 周杰伦
Comments: I will relate this as...my life will be a sunny and bright 1 >:)
What is your best friends theme song?
湘南海鸥 - 南拳妈妈
Comments: Speechless. none.
What's your highschool like?
不作你的朋友 - S.H.E
Comments: ....Among all songs y this -___- Well true la got some they don wan make friends with me coz maybe im a sucky person or anything.
How can you get ahead in life?
數到五答應我 - 曹格
Comments: Fullfill every promise and keep every word to the end i guess
What's the best thing about your best friends?
杀手 - 林俊杰
Comments: My friends are good lah!! not a murderer dammit -___-
Describe your parents.
给我你的爱 - TANK
Comments: yup they love me and i love them :D
How's your life going?
我不配 - 周杰伦
Comments: Im not worthy for all girls. sob.
First song played on my birthday.
听妈妈的话 - 周杰伦
Comments: not bad lah
Will you have a happy life?
错了再错 - 张栋梁
Comments: wrong and wrong again. say i happy or not?
What do your friends think of you?
蓋世英雄 - 王力宏
Comments: WOOOHOOO IM HERO ON EARTH!
Do people secretly lust after you?
Superwomen - 曹格
Comments: U elaborate for me this
How can you make yourself happy?
笑我笨 - 曹格
Comments: I screw u all upside down and fuck u all inside out if u do that.
What should you do with your life?
霍元甲 - 周杰伦
Comments: take up martial arts, tapao everyone and become world's known pugilist. woohooo
Will you ever got children?
那年夏天 宁静的海 - 王心凌
Comments: yeah. During that year's summer at the silent sea
What song will you dance like a freak to?
天堂 - 光良
Comments: bullshit
What does your mum think of you?
发如雪 - 周杰伦
Comments: Hair like snow, which is elegant. yeah my mom thinks im elegant :)))
What is your deep dark secret?
街头霸王 - Tank
Comments: Yeah now u know it, im the great mafia who slaughters and pillage everything. so dont tell anyone this and ur head will be mine
What's your mortal enemy theme song?
淋雨中 - 林宇中
Comments: kosong. Zero
What is your personality like?
戀愛大過天 - Twins
Comments: YEAH MY LOVE GREATER THEN THE VAST SKIES WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
What song will be played at your wedding?
Forever love - 王力宏
Comments: <3>The best answer among all questions
A rocking christmas eve
24th of December, 2007.
Me, Sin KW, Mak KJ, Chua WS, Cheah YT, Kun H, and Yong S went pyramid.
We arrived pyramid at 3pm.
Sin KW, Chua WS, Cheah YT, and Yong S went skating, Mak KJ still at home pa jiu cheng, while me and Kun Heng storm at the arcade and explore pyramid 1.
It is a lifefull activity.
6oc, me and Kun Heng need to accompany Mak KJ from Pyramid Hotel Tower like a MAHARAJA to arcade. I wonder what are his legs used for.
After another 1 hour of tuition at arcade, we all went Kim Gary for dinner, and here again we met our best friend, Octoyongshui.
This time u cant see the features that detail cause he is drowned in a sea of cheese and rottened. It have my condolences.
After eating, we spent 30 minutes finding spray cans to play, but cant find. Another sad case ;(
12oc.
We go BISTRO SAYANG yum cha.
After that, we decide to go point extreme, which is a cyber cafe.
On the way..
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Me: WHAT THE ****?
What i know is they started to barrage me with a whole packet of flour and pour cold water all over my body. IT IS A GODDAMN SURPRISE ATTACK AND AMBUSH!
And again..
Me: Hey!! STOP IT!! HAHAHAH WTF
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
More flour.
Now i know the feelings of a girl being gangraped. Its NO DIFFERENCE!
At the end, my body is covered with flour, water, and fun :D
Me after the attack.
Yeah i know what u thinking.
"ATTACK OF THE FLOURMAN"
HAUNTING AT CINEMAS AT 25th DECEMBER.
One of the rocking christmas ever, gonna miss these guys during NS ><
And for the people outside, i wish everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR :DDDD
The two movies
December 21, 2007, me, wei liang and kelvin watched two shows, called
I am Legend
and The Warlords
At first we thought that we can't watch two of this show yet coz we THOUGHT that it is 18+ movie. But to our amaze it is rated U in both show. So we gleefully get tickets.
Fuck.
For those Will Smith die hard fans outside, sorry but i think warlords nicer than I am legend. I am legend action is less, and some parts are just simply zzzz..boring. But the zombies and will smith are lengzai though. :))
Remember I am legend is rated U right? walkao. the frightening scenes and violence they have can scare of a 5 year old kid.
And for warlords?
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
since it is scenes of war, they got slitting throats, cutting heads, stabbing, slashing arms and legs, breaking bones, and a man trying to save jet li by covering the canon head with his body and blasted of into pieces, torture, and many more.
When i was watching warlords, a father and around 7-10 year old kid sit behind me.
Dad: Sorry son...bought u to see such violent show. Dint expect to be that violent.
Son: nvm la...i say liao lor i wan watch alvin and the chipmunks.. :(
Dad: tomorrow i bring u again ok? papa promise ok? even papa cant take this kind of movie
Son: Yay!! but this show quite nice le...
Dad: ....
Nowonder malaysia crime rates is increasing.
Pangkor Trip
5-8 of December, I attended 5S4's class trip to Pangkor. I had fun and whacky times at Pangkor, thou is 5S4 class trip and at first I felt pendatang-asingish.
The SAD
Nothing much about sad actually, just the chalet we stay. And the only thing bad about the chalet is the toilets.
From the picture u will notice there's nothing wrong with it. BUT, the shower don't have hot water. Especially raining days and after snorkelling, and when we go and bath...
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
But other then that, there's nothing much la. So let the fun begin.
The FUN
1. Jellyfish/Fish/Sotong factory
Hehehhe this might sound weird to you but i never been to this kind of factory so it is quite fun for me.
A bucket of dead jellyfish.
Aint that beautiful? <3
We saw how they process fish, preserve fish, salted fish, sotong and jellyfish. Once again i saw this..
More jellyfish. <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333
2. Kayaking
I didn't take any pictures of kayaking because I dont want to have my phone drop into the sea or wet, just in case. So I will be describing in text.
At first i dont really like kayaking. Because my hands are all worn out, tired and crampy. I even woke up 5am in the night because my arms are screaming in pain.
But the 2nd time i went kayak, WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO is fun!! (sorry cant really describe it well :( )
3. Repelling
THE MOST FUN IN PANGKOR TRIP! Make me feel like James Bond or Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
U Phun the Great in action.
And me?
:) picture taken to blurry, so cant see a shit at all. Sorry ><
4. Gamble
Sironlev Productions proudly presents you the casino joined by most notorious people and wanted criminals from all over the world...
I give you..
PANGKOR CASINO!!!
I know from this picture, you are already terrified by their horrible attitudes and criminal-like face. And look at those money, easily could compile up to a few k's.
To make matter worse,
The tai lou of the casino ( Kian Yeung, Wen Jie, Jia Ding )
Don't ever offend them, they are enemies u don wan to make hik hik.
5. Porn
I've admitted to hospital due to explosion in stomach caused by laughter. :D
6. Friends
This is a 5S4 class trip. So at first i felt lonely and was afraid to make friends due to my past, which some of u will know why. But as days passed by, I felt i was like just blended in and i made alot of new friends, which some of them i feel like thanking them a million times are:
Yi Chin
Wen Jie
Jia Yi
Gary Woo Kok Ping
Boon Kiat
Chin Chung
Kian Yeung
Ee Ting
May Gin
Jo Ee
Joyce
Chin Jun
Jia Ding
and of course my fellow 5S1 friends, which are U Phun, Jung Hao, Hun Yen and Hua Chern.
Without u all my life will remain dull and in black and white situation. I might not be an important subject, but still u all are too me.
And i humbly apologize for any rudeness or discrimination if any 5S4 peep came across this blog.
Lastly, i had much fun in this trip, but it is just the beginning. I still got prom, langkawi, 12 peep gay party, 4 peep gay party and lots more..so again i will be zombielike if u see me.
Till then i shall stop here.
Y my english didn't get A? :(
5S1 outing
Today, history is made in my life :D:D:D:D
After we merdekaed at CHS, we went over to Mid Valley's Kim Gary and had early dinner.
Rocking fun, our tables are the longest in the restaurant.
Tables of Kings and Queens.
And I ordered the ULTIMATE DRINK OF WORLD.
Egg in boiling water.
And i want to thank Sze Ying, Bryan, and Li Ying (unexpectedly) to try it out. And i really salute for their bravery :D
This is how it looks like originally.
When i ordered this drink, the waiter even warned me.
"You sure you ordering this? This drink hardly any people order"
"Nvm la, just for kicks."
Yeah. ended up my stomach get kicked.
You never know what is fear factor until u tasted this drink.
Fear factor = unlimited
Me attempting and challenge fate and destiny to drink this.
Walkao, si beh lan jiak. Ka na sai.
The first time i take a mouthful, I already have the sensation of puking. Man is just sucks. People who tried out with teaspoon is like water. But when u try out drinking mouthful, is like drinking raw albumen or drinking melted slime or drinking jelly made of saliva whatever u name it.
But still i feel proud that i managed to drink the whole thing, guess if other ppl drink they would have puked. tsk tsk >:)
And after Kim Gary, I did a wonderfulicious job by helping Li May carry her bag.
I feel that im the best man in the world. hik.
After that, we went to watch Enchanted.
Freaking best show I've watched in year 2007. Funny, cute, and just....good lah.
With me hugging my bag and Li May's bag, through out the whole show i laughed like a humpty dumpty.
But still, I was freaking tired. Yesterday slept for 3 hours and i had a hardcore fun today. And my December schedule will be...maniaclike.
December
5-8 Pangkor Trip
9 aft Chat with my uncle about graphic designing course
even Prom night
10-14 Langkawi Trip
15-18 11 people coming to my house to stay (pick two days)
19 Xiao Von's farewell buffet
20-23 Another group of friends coming to my house stay
So i will be zombielike after all this trips and parties.
But still today i had lots of fun, hope we still can have more todays...love and gonna miss 5S1 :D