**[anonymous]. says:
*can la
*we're just about to discover the primal side of sex
*then later
*20+
*we become
*fine food diner
*oni eat the best pussies out there
*then when 30+
*we be james bond
*we make every girl feel like its their first time
*LOL
i almost choked on water due to this. good one bro.
New post, New Inspiration, New laughter
epic win chat
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*loool
*cause i wont be meeting you so soon one
§ ħ Ξ и says:
*WHAT THE FUCK
*I TOT THIS WEEKEND U COMING?
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*nope
*not anymore
§ ħ Ξ и says:
*CHEEBYE
*I PREPARE WHIP SUMMORE
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*WADAFAK
§ ħ Ξ и says:
*sei
*nvm
*lidat i got more time to prepare
*i can prepare rope, hot wax, strips, extra huge vibrator
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*MAHAI
*please
*i want fantasy
*police and criminal
*LOLOLOL
§ ħ Ξ и says:
*WAH
*NBOT BAD
*OK
*I PREPARE THE BATON
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*chains,
*got siren even better
§ ħ Ξ и says:
*handcuffs
*YEAH
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*YEAH BABEH
*CANT WAIT
*Few moments later...*
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*see kp
*we suit each other so well
§ ħ Ξ и says:
*WADAFAK?
§ ħ Ξ и says:
*wei serious
*stop clamp pls
*ever since u show me that gayest moment of manga
*i feel sked adi
*i suddenly feel so naked
8o| ǝɐɹ\ǝzǝnɥs says:
*wtf kp, you always try to get into my pants
*now i offer myself to you
*you reject me
*what do you want
This post is to show Shue Ze's true color. (:
to a friend
You had your fun conning people.
You had your laughter already.
That's why you are a fucked up shrimp since the day i met you
which impression never changed until now.
I also don't know whether should i feel angry, or sympathy for your own patheticness
but whatever it is, you are a total screwed up, you screwed up your relationship, and she dumped you for good, before u screw her life up.
You stepped my tail at the wrong time.
Blog dead, but I'm not
I'm not dead but half a mile to hell.
My first impression towards architecture course is just some drawings, crap some design out and just learn a little bit of science.
That is what i thought, until i really experience it.
It's been hell since after mid semester break. Assignments just pouring in like water. Reports, models, drawings, blablala..
So far i managed to strive through most of the final assignments, full of pain but fun, just like bondage.
So, okay lah, drawings and model making...fun what
Until i need to study architectural history and culture, and building materials for exam.
Ini, reference book aku. 598 pages all together to study.
I was damn wrong when i thought architecture had little to study.
But anyway, do and die or dont do and die. Just 8 more days, 2 more papers, 1 more assignment, one more presentation, and i can declare my independence to the whole wide world.
Pictures will be posted by then. Not now.
when my life is in darkness and pitch black...
...and thus someone colored my life.
I'm really depressed with my rejection of the study models. I'm even depressed with my own abilities due to my limitation of my creativity.
But simple colors and drawings to cheer me up a little.
Thanks a bunch who colored up my life, i owe u one. :D
overwhelmed
I'm lucky that i didnt read the Angels and Demons novel. I almost wanna read it at one point.
Went to watch this with my Rotaract friends, and we sat 4th row from the front.
This makes the screen looks extra big for me, plus the massive settings and actions and structures and camplay, i feel like i've been flattened by the movie itself.
It has sexy cars,
It has awesome settings, which is at Saint Peter's Square, Rome
And of course, we have our good ol' Obiwan Kenobi acting again. Just that without light saber nia.
Plus the surrounding buildings like St Peter's Cathedral, Pantheon etc etc makes me feel like going to Rome before i die. Nowonder my friends said that it is an ideal movie for architecture students.
Anyway awesome movie. It even triples the awesomeness of the movie for those people who didnt read the novel.
mesmerizing
This, is the girl I've been spending with during the mid sem break. That's why i've been disappearing for the whole 10 days of holidays.
It is difficult to tackle her. She got high requirements. So i put in alot effort in getting her, including sleepless nights and staying back college just to get her.
So conclusion, she's my holiday. Such a bitch ain't she?
And of course, more bitch are coming, and I'm gonna grab them all.
Life's hectic till beyond recognition. But its gonna shine soon during June :D
_______________________________________________________________
I had a sort of farewell dinner with my 6A classmates from Lick Hung for Xuan Jian who is going to migrate to Canada, then fly Hong Kong to study.
When I first meet them, they've change so much that it left me stonned for a moment.
And some i couldn't recognize or even recall back any single memory. So Sorry ><
And they're gonna be powerful people like models, professional photographers, pilot, architects, dentist, etc etc
I do feel nice and nostalgic meeting back old mates which been separated and didnt see them for 6 years adi.
Do continue to keep in touch kay :)
A friend called Brian Loh
Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. says:
eh kp
yesterday
i wanted to arrange
my son
and kj daugther
get married
but we realized
cannot
§ ħ Ξ и says:
?
Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. says:
because
§ ħ Ξ и says:
why?
Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. says:
my face square
his face square
panda face square
our child
i mean
grandchild
sure come out like box
§ ħ Ξ и says:
brian stfu.
- l e o n a r d - says:
nice one kp
*
* Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. has left the conversation.
*
§ ħ Ξ и says:
LOL
Few seconds later..
*
* Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. has been added to the conversation.
*
- l e o n a r d - says:
brian finally
by leaving
u made us laugh
Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. says:
oo
§ ħ Ξ и says:
u need medal?
- l e o n a r d - says:
damn sad la brian
dont abuse him edi
dont bully him edi
Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. says:
WTF
I NOT FORM 2
BITCH
*
* Brian. The World Damn Small. Seriously. has left the conversation.
*
§ ħ Ξ и says:
LOL
Brian you need love, life, and a hug :)
The things so far..
I'm in First year degree in Architectural Studies at Taylors.
It's been half a sem passed by but it is just a small fraction of the architectural divine hell and torture.
I met new friends, great people, hotter chicks, and rocking lecturers.
Although the journey is hard and its stressing, at the end we all smile at each other with a drip of happiness and fun that we've braced through.
Architectural do change us alot thou. From normal beings to paranoid fellows, psychotic fellows, crazy fellows, people-who-wanna-dominate-the-world fellows and so on.
So how does it change us? It changes us in many ways
For example,
It turns someone's face utterly distorted.
It turns someone into an emotional freak.
Architecture are like steroids. It turns someone into an extraordinarily hardworking beings.
It makes someone's imitation to the best. (Rian you are pwned by Serene.)
And of course the last but not the least....
It makes someone extremely sleepy and will do anything just to get a few seconds of winks. (Yes I'm pwned by Rian, Serene, Ming and Mr Keith.)
So yeah. Basically this is what i gone through this one and a half month studies of architecture. It maybe suffering, but it is also a session of whackoness since there are alot of funny ppl inside.
Next 3 years its gonna be a bombshell of pain and laughter. Kinda looking towards it :)))
Fallen of the Revenged
Once again i failed to convince her and she swinged her AK-47, pulling out a headshot on me.
I need to push my brain more. I need to push my designs more.
So please don't place a concrete wall half way through. I don't wanna have a pinch of thoughts that i had chosen the wrong course.
If the outcome of this assignment is still a crescent moon smile, I will go home and slam my face on the wall, engraving my crescent moon frown on the wall, as to show that my efforts are gone banished like wisps of smoke.
Please. I don't wanna bleed again.
Bryan Butler, Heath Ledger and Twins
He is a resurrection of a fallen god called Chiron, which also known as the far-shooting god.
The way he play Counter Strike will leave you lost until your mom can't recognize you.
He is also a die hard fan of Heath Ledger.
So die hard and fanatic that he even call himself Heath Ledger, or the Joker, or anything.
But he is a good person.
I had today's Counter Strike is all due thanks to him, and of course Leonard also la.
So he do deserve a Joker for himself.
WHY SO SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Happy Birthday Butler! 18 years old adi. Can also go around fuck girls adi. Do share the experience also when u do it okay :)))
P.S. on the mean time i would also dedicate this to Heath Ledger. Happy birthday too. You would own Hollywood if u were still around.
P.S.2.
Happy birthday to Soon Phaik Teng and Soon Phaik Wei too!
Although i like saw u less than 10 times I think -_-
But i still havent forget you both k.
Btw he will get strike by thunder one day. So dont sad :))
The irony and the Explosions
Definition of fucked up line: When u can go to the internet surfing porn while u cant log in to programs like MSN, Garena, Hamachi etc.
Fucked up night without msn.
Explosions.
From simple ones,
To derived ones.
or
But these are just study models. Still got consolidating model and final model to do. Which means there are still more hell to come.
Damn the line.
Damn the explosions.
100 Question tag by Susie
001. Real Name: Tan Woo Shen
002. Nickname(s): KP, Kay Pee, KingPamalo, Raja Pam, MOM
003. Age: 19
004. Horoscope: Virgo
005. Male or Female: Male
006. Elementary: Tadika Rose Petal
007. Middle School: SJK(C) Lick Hung
008. High School: Catholic High School
009. College School: Taylors LCS
010. Hair colour: Black
011. Long or Short: Medium
012. Loud or Quiet: Both at different times
013. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
014. Phone or Camera: Phone
015. Health Freak: Trying to be one
016. Drink or Smoke: Drink. Don't smoke
017.Do you have a crush on someone: Maybe?
018. Eat or Drink: I consume liquid diet.
019. Piercings: Never
020. Tattoos: Maybe future
021. Social or Anti-Social: Depends on situation
022. Righty or lefty: Righty
023. First piercing: No piercing
024. First relationship: Form 3.
025. First Best Friend: Casey Yap and Lee Jun Yih. Never forget them
026. First Award: Forgotten. Taekwando white belt i think.
027. First Kiss: 2005
028. First Pet: Dog
029. First Big Vacation: America
030. First Love at first sight: Maybe
031. First Big Birthday: none
032. First Surgery: can i not tell? ><
033. First sport you joined: Swimming (hey hey same as SZ!)
This or That
034. Orange or Apple juice: Apple
035. Rock or Rap: Rock.
036. Country or Screamo: i pick RAWRO
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys: FUCK me please
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera: Songs for Britney, People for Christina
039. Night or Day: Night.
040. Sun or Moon: Moon.
041. TV or Internet: Internet
042. Playstation or xbox: PS PS PS PS. i big fan of sony
043. Kiss or hug: Me want both ><
044. Iguana or turtle: iguana is cool
045. Spider or bee: SPIDER!
046. Fall or spring: Winter.
047. Limewire or iTunes: iTunes
048. Soccer or baseball: Fuck lor.
Currently
049. Eating: 2 egg sandwiches
050. Drinking: saliva
051. Excitement level: 10%. gonna go bed
052. I'm about to: sleep.
053. Listening to: Lullaby - Anonymous
054. Plan for today: Wank till i dehydrate
055. Waiting for: Her to come
056. Energy Level: 4%. Its 3 in the morning la brother
057. Thinking of someone: which someone?
058. Want kids?: No idea
059. Want to get married?: Most likely
060. When?: When the time comes
061. How many kids do you want: FOOTBALL TEAM. TO TAKE OVER EPL.
062. Any name on the mind: Christiano Beckham and Scholari Ferguson
063. What did you want to be when you were little: Doctor.064. Careers in mind: Most likely architect?
065. Mellow future or wild: WILD. okay lah not too wild
066. Something you would never try: Drugs.
067. When do you want to die: 80
Which is the better in the boy/girl you like(in the future)
068. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
069. Romantic or Funny?: Both.
070. Shorter or Taller?: Height is not an issue to me
071. Protective or Caring?: Caring
072. Romantic or Spontaneous?: Both
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: Excuse me?
074. Sensitive or Loud: Moderate
075. Hook-up or Relationship?: Relationship
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?: No idea
077. Muscular or normal: Who wants a girlfriend that look like Hulk Hogan?
078. Kissed a stranger: Once again can i not answer?
079. Broken a bone: No
080. Lost glasses or contacts: Yes
081. Ran away from home: No
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: No
083. Killed somebody: I got alot of skeletons in my closet. Wanna check out?
084. Broken some one's heart: Yes.
085. Had your heart broken: Yes.
086. Been arrested: Sort of.
087. Cried when someone died: Yes.
088. Liked a friend more than a friend: Yes.
Do you believe in
089. Yourself: Sometimes
090. Miracles: YES OF COURSE
091. Love at first sight: Starting to believe it a lil
092. Heaven: Excuse me?
093. Santa Claus: I believe in "santa claus" presents.
094. Tooth Fairy: If you consider a dentist a tooth fairy, yes.
095. Kiss in the first date: Yes i guess?
096. Angels: not really. need to see to believe it
Answer Truthfully
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now? : Quite
098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now?: Okay lah. not that bad
099. Do you believe in God? : I believe in God's teachings. Not God
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.
I tag anyone who wanna do this tag.
Leonard Mak
He is a good friend.
Which so happen to be my best fling.
We even hold hands together.
Slept on the same bed.
Touched each other ass.
Shot each other.
Flamed each other.
But yet he get all the stuffs, like girls. And i got none.
He even win thru my mom's heart.
Donnie Mak. This world has no justice.
But of course no doubt he still good friend lah.
He do deserve a Murcielago.
And thus i get 1 from him.
First time attempt on drawing cars. Hope you do like it.
Happy birthday KJ. 18 years old adi. Can go fuck around adi. Do share the experience when have sex kay :))
colors.
Name: Justin
Date: 3/9/2009
Colorgenics Number: 12364705
You are the sort of person that needs a peaceful environment. You seek release from stress and freedom from conflicts and disagreements, of which you seem to have had more than your fair share (True enough). But you are taking pains to control the situation by proceeding cautiously and you are right in doing so as you are a very sensitive person (True but im not a very sensitive person la).
In actual fact you are not willing to exert yourself in any way. You have that truly 'laid back' attitude and are unwilling to extend yourself or exert undue effort. You feel that to move forward - be it in your life style or in business relationships - would require more energy output than you are prepared to give at this time. You want to take life easy and your attitude is such that 'Enough is Enough' (This paragraph is SO FUCKING TRUE).
Matters are not progressing as well as you would have hoped and you are having to make concessions - but you still believe that your goals are realistic it's just that people can't seem to see your point of view. You know what you want but you'll only accept suggestions under duress (This paragraph also quite true).
You are frustrated and stressed. You appreciate the finer things in life but at all times you appear to stay aloof, critical of everything and everyone about you (VERY TRUE). You will not be carried away by your emotions and you refuse to trust anyone or any situation unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely vouched for (Not really true). Therefore, you keep a strict and watchful control on your feelings as you must know exactly where you stand at all times. You demand complete sincerity as a protection against your own tendency to be too trusting (Quite true).
You are inclined to be too trusting and you feel that you need to be on your guard against the possibility that your endeavours and actions may be misunderstood (Sometimes it does). Too often you have been taken advantage of and you have been mentally abused (Damn NOT true -_-). Now you are seeking a relationship which can provide peace of mind, where you can be yourself and not have the need to put on a false front (Oh yes i do need relationship).
8 sins
Im bored. so i created this movie.
Synopsis:
| (4:43 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | i making sequal to the 7sins
8 sins LOL |
|---|---|
| (4:43 PM) »çhrï§ ¥åñg«~<蔡日: | what is the 8th? |
| (4:43 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | POWER . |
| (4:45 PM) »çhrï§ ¥åñg«~<蔡日: | whats so sinful with power |
| (4:45 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | ppl wanna chase after power ma |
| (4:45 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | wanna go for domination
plan to rule over the world at the end they die chasing that sinful thing LOL |
| (4:47 PM) »çhrï§ ¥åñg«~<蔡日: | but got ppl use power for good wor |
| (4:47 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | but the ppl chasing after power are the 7 sins |
| (4:47 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | so u think they are good or not?  |
| (4:47 PM) »çhrï§ ¥åñg«~<蔡日: | then diffferent sotry lor |
| (4:48 PM) »çhrï§ ¥åñg«~<蔡日: | but the sins are BAD mah..powers got GOOD aand BAD mah |
| (4:48 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | the sins are bad
and the sins are fighting each other for power |
| (4:48 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | and they chase after power for evil uses |
| (4:49 PM) § ħ Ξ и: | so they end up devour themselves only
get what i mean? |
| (4:49 PM) »çhrï§ ¥åñg«~<蔡日: | OOHHHHH |
Description:
Yew Tyan (Wrath): RAWR. FEEL MY BULL WRATH.
Brian Loh (Envy): There isnt a time where i dont see him envy of things. He even envy LMFAO- YES
Me (Greed): As the saying goes by, "KP wad also want"
Kah Joon (Pride): He always fight for the pride of his friends. Great guy.
Weiseong (Lust): He loves chicks. Dont you? :D
Kuo Wei (Sloth): Do things abit loya loya
Bryan Butler (Gluttony): Well...I missed him. So i put him as gluttony.
Description of Pictures:
Wrath: Some1 face kena kicked fugly
Envy: Brian loh always envy people. so he deal with firearms to hunt them down.
Greed: I DESIRE THE WORLD. EVERYTHING.
Pride: WO HU POSTER.
Lust: 3 race queens for him. Need more elaboration?
Sloth: Although he sloth, but he has great mind. A strategist who hardly move any thing except the brain.
Gluttony: picture of cocaine tablets.
SO DO SUPPORT THIS MOVIE. ROTTENTOMATOES EVEN RATE IT 12/10.
ngek ngek!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AQ CHEAH.
Ur the first for me to wish some1 through blog. You shud feel more grateful than some1 who wishes u the first ;)
Midnight Gay Talk with Kah Joon
- l e o n a r d - says:
i go sleep
nite
§ ħ Ξ и says:
LOL
nite
- l e o n a r d - says:
cover blanket okay.
§ ħ Ξ и says:
o
think of me kay
- l e o n a r d - says:
0
kay kay
§ ħ Ξ и says:
nitex~
- l e o n a r d - says:
§ ħ Ξ и says:
>_<
U command me what i sure do 1 lor. =)
midnight talk with jessie, kong weng and tom
8o| Jessica >> xiauyen says:
KW U DUNO ME LAH
I CAN NVR BE ANGELLIC
:S sainx says:
well
who knows
:S sainx says:
even sz can be hamsup
:S sainx says:
y u cannot be angelic?
Double-killed.
A rather bizarre valentines
Valentines are supposedly celebrated with their lover, or at least with their valentines.
But this year i experienced a slightly exotic valentines.
Which valentines will you able to see this?
Hillbilly Jack graduated from Hogwarts
An everyday-celebrating-National-Day person
Definition: Shit, Taste: Shit, Look like?: Shit, What it is?: Shit.
Couple counting and Stonning competition
They spike my blue ocean with Marijuana
A rare view of Jessica being anti-social
*DO take note of the person on Jessie's right. He is the gay fag my Valentines! Ain't he cute? ><
WE WEREN'T HOLDING HANDS DAMNIT. I KNOW WHAT ARE U ALL THINKING.
But he is a nice guy. An ideal person for being ur most memorable valentines.
So do quickly take him, as he is always taken out fast. Ain't that right Xiau Yen? >:)
So once again, Happy Valentines Day. I've proven the theory that it doesnt need to spend with ur lover to gain happiness.
:@~~~!!
midnight gay talk with Tom
§ ħ Ξ и says:
then
do u scare me?
HEHEHHE /gg
8o| shueezee/rae says:
no kp i dont -.-
§ ħ Ξ и says:
that is because i haven take action yet
8o| shueezee/rae says:
oh shaddap
keep your stick away from my ass
§ ħ Ξ и says:
i give time for ur ass to be fertile and fat
since now u meatless.
8o| shueezee/rae says:
lmao
by the time i am meat-full
i can sodomize u instead
He wanna sodomize me. SCARY OMFG
hot 3 (edited)
Since 96.34% are positive comments, i shall now announce that i dedicate this to the world fan of lee hom (ESPECIALY xiau yen and li ying).
Hope u all do like it =)
Lee Hom FTW
PS: I do hear rumors that his latest album suck. [citation needed]
HOT 2
Fuck the sun
Fuck boiling point
Fuck volcano
Fuck lava
Fuck fire
Fuck flame
Fuck Jessica Alba
Because of this my black rings have darkened to the next level
terrorism
Definition: The systematic use of terror, especially as a means of coercion.
Factors: Misinterpretation of religion, psychological impact and fear by politics, obsessed violence, perpetrated for political goal, unlawfulness or illegitimacy, and of course, ART.
FAQs: Q: Why Art?
A: This is because i had a friend.
He was a nice guy.
He has great sense of justice, loyalty, and the way of how the world's work.
But ever since he joined Taylor's Degree in Architecture Science, he's cease to exist.
The Creative Class fucked him up badly.
And thus he changed to a totally different person.
He began to inspire terrorist ideology.
He began to idolize Osama bin Laden.
He began to spread terror and fear among friends.
He leaves scars, holes, gunshots, severe slashes at the center of their hearts.
Lucky im not the one.
He didn't buy ak47, because he himself is a living ak47, shoot down people and ignite chaos.
He wasn't the nice dude before.
As i relay this message...i beg those innocents people who are ignorant to the world...
AVOID ART!
STAY AWAY FROM ART!
ART BRINGS WEIRDNESS AND THUS BRAINWASHING THEM!!
DONT BE LIKE MY FRIEND WHO LOSSES CONSCIOUSNESS OVER ART!!
RAWR!!
P.s: Don't terrorize me pweeese. i do love u ;)
spirit of all is one, one is all
This few days, i found out that whenever i played dota with my friends, quarrel or fighting are bound to happen.
As for now, i shall relay this message to my fellow dota brethren, which include Kah Joon, Yew Tyan, Shuee Zee, Kuo Wei, Wei Seong, Brian Loh, and to those who play dota, and of course myself,
That DOTA is a GAME of TEAMWORK.
We must IMBUE the SPIRIT of TEAMWORK inside THY HEARTS, as to achieve VICTORY.
Not by thru FARM, ITEM, KILLS, PICKTOWERS, CREEP KILLS
But is thru TEAMWORK.
ALL IS ONE, ONE IS ALL
SHARE VICTORY, SHARE DEFEAT.
JUST LIKE THESE 5 MICE FALL TOGETHER TO ACHIEVE VICTORY.
And so thus end my speech.
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