I was sleeping soundly
Dreaming of coupling with a leng lui
All of a sudden the hamster squek and woke me up.

I feel dulan.
I feel hungry.
I feel like cook hamster to makan.

So i stone. And do some stoner stuff.




Illustrated by me
Intrested? Very cheap oni
RM10 with delivery via msn

Random

I've finally watched Secret and Kungfu Dunk. Now I feel more modernized.

Rain and Sky both are nice ;)

IM BACK!

HALO! IM BACK!

Sory for the late post. I'm in a lazy mood.

And about ns report i shall delay it due to technical error.

And if u all are curious abt my spm results...

Bahasa Melayu - 2A (WOOHOOO THX TO MY TUITION TEACHER! not pn chia.)
Bahasa Ingeris - 1A GCSE - 3B (expected)
Bahasa Cina - 5C (better than 9G)
Sejarah - 3B (screw nabi)
Pendidikan Moral - 2A (SURPRISINGLY! but if i didnt watch porn i could get 1A)
Maths - 1A (i get lower than that i become eunuch)
Add Maths - 1A (en kean the best add maths teacher in school)
Physics - 1A (thanks to brother john and my physics tuition centre)
Chemistry - 1A (thx to pn viji)
Biology - 1A (thx to pn see)
EST - 3B (fuck up paper. spend time watch porn better)

National Service

I will be gone for 3 months.

To Program Latihan Khidmat Negara.

Do miss me and acne & pimples will not grow. (Last time copy u adi le waisen)

For 3 months, I have:

No good sleep
No good food
No music. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No handphone
No dota
No MSN
No computer
No ps2
No outing
No Initial D
No Point Extreme or Asia Cafe
No cinemas


And people i will surely miss:

Bryan, the brain, Puzzle Pirates freak and piano pro (only Yundi Li deserves the tittle piano god :] )

Li Ying, no.1 fan of Lee hom, ji hoon, hyde, edison, criss angel and lots more

Li May, always be a pleasure to be her bagstand :D

Xiao Von, my stationary supplier x)

Yen Hsian, the person who always poke me whenever she sees me

Wei Seong, Frogy, Kah joon, Yewtyan, brian loh, these are my dota kaki and sunway gang

U phun, my saviour

Yong hui, the yengest, dota until 6 acc kena ban lmao

Shih Chern, the chatterbox, has unlimited saliva glands

Guo Yaw, not a punching bag to me, more like a dota gang

and lots more


when i come back from ns, i expect my chatbox to be filled with "WOOOSHEN I DAMM MISS U"

Dont forget me. Though im already bald, that is not the reason for u all to forget me. Forget me and ur face will be filled with pimples and blisters

I promise a 3 full post of my ns experience. if i dont ur welcome to burn my house

and most important PRAY THAT I DONT DIE IN NATIONAL SERVICE.

AND ALSO PRAY THAT MALAYSIA HAVE ARE NOT UNDER ATTACK SO THAT GOVERNMENT WONT RECRUIT SOLDIERS FROM UNFORTUNATE NATIONAL SERVICE PEEP LIKE ME.

and 15 hours more to ns. weeee.

Tagged by Xiao Von

LIST OF TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
1. Brand new customized PC
2. PS3 with 20 games
3. 5000 pieces puzzle. im serious
4. Nokia X81
5. Mazda RX 7


THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU IS:
Xiao Von

YOUR 5 IMPRESSION ABOUT HIM/HER:
1. High Class
2. Fillipino maid :D
3. Good and king hearted
4. Hardworking
5. High Class


THE MOST MEMORABLE THING HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU:
lending me stationaries everytime :)

THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE EVER SAID:
CAO GE RAWKS. which made me feel disgusted

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL:
marry her. yay.

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR ENEMY, YOU WILL:
slaughter her. yay.

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOU ENEMY, THE REASON WILL BE:
I diss the hell out of Gary. WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PASS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY THINK ABOUT YOU:
Bryan
Li Ying
Li May
Wei Seong
Yen Hsian


my friend list oni got 6. so sry la.

I've been tagged by Wei seong (actually is i did this tag by myself since he says he tag to those who want to be tag and im bored)

TAG.

Rules:
1. Put your music player on shuffle mode.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer even if it doesn't make sense.
4. Give your comment on the answer, how they actually relate.
5. Tag 5 humans.

Note: I only hear chinese songs, so i will only enter chinese tittles but comments in english of coz

How are you feeling today?
Kiss Goodbye - 王力宏

Comments: well gonna miss my friends when gone to ns, some will go overseas, lagi miss them and will have to say goodbye..but not gay as kiss goodbye



Will you get far in life?
晴天 - 周杰伦

Comments: I will relate this as...my life will be a sunny and bright 1 >:)



What is your best friends theme song?
湘南海鸥 - 南拳妈妈

Comments: Speechless. none.



What's your highschool like?
不作你的朋友 - S.H.E

Comments: ....Among all songs y this -___- Well true la got some they don wan make friends with me coz maybe im a sucky person or anything.



How can you get ahead in life?
數到五答應我 - 曹格

Comments: Fullfill every promise and keep every word to the end i guess



What's the best thing about your best friends?
杀手 - 林俊杰

Comments: My friends are good lah!! not a murderer dammit -___-



Describe your parents.
给我你的爱 - TANK

Comments: yup they love me and i love them :D



How's your life going?
我不配 - 周杰伦

Comments: Im not worthy for all girls. sob.



First song played on my birthday.
听妈妈的话 - 周杰伦

Comments: not bad lah



Will you have a happy life?
错了再错 - 张栋梁

Comments: wrong and wrong again. say i happy or not?



What do your friends think of you?
蓋世英雄 - 王力宏

Comments: WOOOHOOO IM HERO ON EARTH!



Do people secretly lust after you?
Superwomen - 曹格

Comments: U elaborate for me this



How can you make yourself happy?
笑我笨 - 曹格

Comments: I screw u all upside down and fuck u all inside out if u do that.



What should you do with your life?
霍元甲 - 周杰伦

Comments: take up martial arts, tapao everyone and become world's known pugilist. woohooo



Will you ever got children?
那年夏天 宁静的海 - 王心凌

Comments: yeah. During that year's summer at the silent sea



What song will you dance like a freak to?
天堂 - 光良

Comments: bullshit



What does your mum think of you?
发如雪 - 周杰伦

Comments: Hair like snow, which is elegant. yeah my mom thinks im elegant :)))



What is your deep dark secret?
街头霸王 - Tank

Comments: Yeah now u know it, im the great mafia who slaughters and pillage everything. so dont tell anyone this and ur head will be mine



What's your mortal enemy theme song?
淋雨中 - 林宇中

Comments: kosong. Zero



What is your personality like?
戀愛大過天 - Twins

Comments: YEAH MY LOVE GREATER THEN THE VAST SKIES WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO



What song will be played at your wedding?
Forever love - 王力宏

Comments: <3>The best answer among all questions

A rocking christmas eve

24th of December, 2007.


Me, Sin KW, Mak KJ, Chua WS, Cheah YT, Kun H, and Yong S went pyramid.


We arrived pyramid at 3pm.

Sin KW, Chua WS, Cheah YT, and Yong S went skating, Mak KJ still at home pa jiu cheng, while me and Kun Heng storm at the arcade and explore pyramid 1.

It is a lifefull activity.


6oc, me and Kun Heng need to accompany Mak KJ from Pyramid Hotel Tower like a MAHARAJA to arcade. I wonder what are his legs used for.


After another 1 hour of tuition at arcade, we all went Kim Gary for dinner, and here again we met our best friend, Octoyongshui.



This time u cant see the features that detail cause he is drowned in a sea of cheese and rottened. It have my condolences.


After eating, we spent 30 minutes finding spray cans to play, but cant find. Another sad case ;(


12oc.

We go BISTRO SAYANG yum cha.

After that, we decide to go point extreme, which is a cyber cafe.

On the way..


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Me: WHAT THE ****?


What i know is they started to barrage me with a whole packet of flour and pour cold water all over my body. IT IS A GODDAMN SURPRISE ATTACK AND AMBUSH!

And again..

Me: Hey!! STOP IT!! HAHAHAH WTF


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


More flour.


Now i know the feelings of a girl being gangraped. Its NO DIFFERENCE!

At the end, my body is covered with flour, water, and fun :D



Me after the attack.


Yeah i know what u thinking.

"ATTACK OF THE FLOURMAN"
HAUNTING AT CINEMAS AT 25th DECEMBER.


One of the rocking christmas ever, gonna miss these guys during NS ><


And for the people outside, i wish everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR :DDDD